Enter the mystical and magical world of the internet sensation ME Pearl<\/b>, the psychic squirrel deity who created the universe and longs to open it up for you!<\/p>\n
Pearl is a dead squirrel who knows everything. With the aid of her earthly mouthpiece Georgette Spelvin<\/b> (YouTube\u2019s famous \u201cOpossum Lady\u201d), Pearl has been sharing her psychic wisdom with her human disciples for years, delving into topics as varied and complex as love, money, work, health, and etiquette. Once hidden in the delightful corners of the internet for the canniest lurkers and most sacred seekers on the website MEPearl.com, Pearl\u2019s cosmology now comes to life in print for the first time ever, revealing for the masses the Secret for Everlasting Happiness, the Seven Deadly Virtues (like the Seven Deadly Sins . . . but more fun), and the Pearlestine Prophecies, in addition to a newly-unearthed trove of Pearl\u2019s bewitching, incisive, and illuminating advice that makes sense of every ancient\u2014and current\u2014mystery.<\/p>\n
With the same \u201cdelightfully peculiar\u201d (New York magazine) flair that has made Pearl and Georgette sensations online, Pearls of Wisdom welcomes readers into the bewildering and addictive world of ME Pearl\u2014one rife with Jackie O. glamour, David Lynch lunacy, marsupial melodrama, and psychedelic spirituality. Proffering new insights on everything from wildlife to the afterlife, Pearls of Wisdom is a true sacred text for the internet age\u2014if not eternity.<\/p>\n
The author\u2019s YouTube channel, MEPearlA, has 124,000 subscribers, with some videos amassing hundreds of thousands of views.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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